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Joke of the Day

"How to be depressed Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800 Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays."

"*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*"

"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."

"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"

"How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test? Hmm?"

"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."

"What happened when the lepers played poker? One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently."

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."

"What do you call a right angle that gets beaten into a long square? A rekt angle"