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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."

"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."

"Most of the 1990s was spent staring at a cool light display on an Aiwa stereo."

"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer? Don't worry, be hoppy :)"

"I like my elections like I like my contract bridge. No Trump"

"There's no such thing as ""elevator etiquette"" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch."

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"