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Joke of the Day
"Google reports consistent level of searches for ""pornography"" in the UK following Brexit Title"
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"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."
"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"
"You lost your phone when its' on silent? well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."
"What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans."
"I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend."
"Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife? Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her"
"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."
"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."
"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""