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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."

"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"

"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."

"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."

"It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda."

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity... in New York's Time Squared..."

"Kids from '00 won't get this... Childhood"

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated."