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Joke of the Day

"It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda."

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."

"Losing my virginity was like being born again Naked, soaking wet, crying in the hands of my father..."

"Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375"

"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."

"Adrian Peterson got a new job... he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new ""switch hitter"""

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."

"What do you call an African American wife who knows where her husband is at all time? A Jailbait."

"What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents"

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."