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Joke of the Day
"How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years? Kissing strangers."
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"[Rorschach test] Patient: Leprechauns in cheetah print unitards kickflipping over flaming tree stumps Dr: I think we can skip the others"
"What's 18 inches long and never gets used? Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech."
"Saw Helena Bonham Carter walking down Wardour Street earlier looking every inch the mystical vagabond. Was tempted to rub her head for luck."
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"
"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."
"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"
"A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."""
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"