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Joke of the Day
"How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years? Kissing strangers."
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"My wife is enjoying the attention I've been giving her lately & though painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it's saved our marriage"
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."
"I figure that its safe to ask. How are those New Year's resolutions going?"
"My 7 year old told us some nut jokes. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach? A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet? A peanut!!"
"My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons."
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
"You can only regret what you remember. -Tequila"
"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"