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Joke of the Day
"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"
Next Joke
"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."
"I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... ""Dubai?"" He asked ""Yes, and sell"" I replied."
"Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose."
"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."
"A poet once gave a pigeon helium, and invented high coo."
"*sees old person* why don't u just die already *sees young person* u think u know shit... but u don't *sees middle-aged person* fuck u, pal"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they just beat the room for being black."