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Joke of the Day
"A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution."
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"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff"
"Why did the UN outlaw diet pills? Because they're weapons of mass destruction."
"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."
"I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch."
"noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming"
"What's a bad way to stop a pedophile? Tell him to think of the children."
"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"