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Joke of the Day
"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
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"i am asking my dad ""Dad you look tired."" ""Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes? Those are the shadows of my great deeds."""
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"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
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"I like my ex's like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."
"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"
"TIL 78% of statistics are made up on the spot"