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Joke of the Day

"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."

"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure."

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"How much do dirty deeds cost again? -Malcolm Young"

"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."

"Why do you get when you cross a Rhino with a Panzer tank? A bloody mess"

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"