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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."

"Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity"

"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."

"I shouldn't play with Legos? It says ""Ages 7 & Up"". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class."

"What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals? A VeterinArian."

"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"

"Can women really make you a millionaire?? The answer is YES only if you are already a billionaire"

"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""

"What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."