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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot."
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"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"
"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick in someone's asshole"
"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""
"I had a weird dream last night that I was eating huge marshmallows! I woke up this morning wanting smore!"
"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."
"The worst thing you can be is gullible My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls"