138494
Joke of the Day
"How is a lady like a casino? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"
Next Joke
"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."
"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."
"A nurse takes out a rectal thermometer from her shirt pocket And thinks, Some asshole has got my pen."
"What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman? They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!"
"The Hotness Scale I went out on a date with a chick the other night. Looks-wise, she was a five, but with her low self esteem, she was a solid seven."
"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."
"What type of fruit is impossible to marry? Cantaloupe"