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Joke of the Day

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."

"Mom, Am I adopted? Son: Mom, Am I adopted? Mom: Nuh, you think we would have chosen you?"

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"

"Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself."

"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."

"I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities."

"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."

"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."