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Joke of the Day

"I don't know where else to put this, and I know reddit hates it, but if you have ok Google, ask 'what does the fox say?' I love their sense of humor."

"I'm old enough to remember when there was only one fat kid in class photos."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards."

"I used to date a midgit. She really liked it when we would 34.5. In fact, I was nuts over her."

"What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it."

"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."

"Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ? .... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal."

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"

"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."

"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."