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Joke of the Day

"I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future... ...so far, I'm making a prophet."

"What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice"

"Girls just wanna have Funds"

"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""

"My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV."

"What is the official fruit of gays in Texas? Canteloupe"

"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."

"What is every gamers New Years Resolution? 3840x2160"

"How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck? In legal tender"

"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."