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Joke of the Day
"What's grosser than gross, and sicker than sick? When you sit on Grampa's lap and he pops a boner."
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"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap. Filthy bastards."
"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."
"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""
"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."
"Still waiting for mine to mature into adultneys."
"What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor"
"I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night? Heart replied ""because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love"""
"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."
"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."