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Joke of the Day

"Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation."

"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"

"Where does bad light go? Into a prism."

"Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him."

"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."

"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."

"Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!"

"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"

"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"

"Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America."