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Joke of the Day
"Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving."
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"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"
"Do you know what Twitter is? It's the spot between your twat and shitter."
"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"
"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Me: This relationship is what? Over."
"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."
"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."
"A friend asked how I'd describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it's a lot like my ex, but with a basket."
"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."