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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."

"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."

"If a regular frog says ""ribbit,"" what does a horny frog say? ""Rubbit."""

"Brock Turner got a slap on the wrist because he's a professional swimmer. And that's the furthest thing from being black one can be!"

"How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb? None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years."

"I don't know how to do my own taxes or understand how the stock market works, but definitely listen to my political opinions on everything"

"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"

"So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher's government. I don't know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners."

"Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred."

"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""