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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."

"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."

"If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate."

"who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5"

"Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me, ""I'm just a cashier"" and that I ""need to leave Macy's."""

"What did the football say to the football player? I get a kick out of you."

"LIFE HACK: Make your waist feel dramatically smaller by accidentally trying on maternity pants."

"Fish with no eyes What do you call a fish with no eyes? -A ""FSH"""

"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"

"Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are"