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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"

"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."

"How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it? You knock on the door."

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on aprenutshell agreement."

"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"

"How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10? He doesn't; he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times."

"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."