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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
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"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"
"Told to me by my 8 year old daughter: Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence. Awkward silence who? ... I see what you did there..."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without money they won't generate much interest."
"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"
"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""
"Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys? A LockSith."
"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"
"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"