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Joke of the Day

"Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"

"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! :D"

"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop!"

"Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot."

"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."

"ISIS and I have something in common... We both get head through the use of violence and terror..."

"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."