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Joke of the Day
"Why do woman have legs? So their feet don't smell like pussy."
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"Different Language Speakers, What are some jokes that are funny in other languages that don't translate well to English?"
"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."
"Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve... Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records. . . . . Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."
"Haven't been able to tweet much recently. Need to cut back on real life."
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
"My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won't learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own."
"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."
"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"