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Joke of the Day

"Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto ""ah-ha-ha-ha-"" intro to Stayin' Alive"

"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"

"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"

"Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five."

"Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face."

"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."

"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."

"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man"

"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."