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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus clown ? You go for the juggler"
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"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"
"ME: want anything for breakfast? BOSS: just banana [struggling to hold office door shut] ANA: let me in! ME: sorry boss said to ban you"