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Joke of the Day
"One did one redditor say to the other? Heard it."
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"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"
"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."
"Hey other men: I'm tweeting this from your mom's phone. The implication being that she's sexually promiscuous: a big insult in our culture."
"My date asked me to tell her a Star Trek joke.... ...and I said ""Who do you think I am, CleVar Burton?"""
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."
"You lost your phone when its' on silent? well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."
"When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ?Give me a beer and a mop.?"