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Joke of the Day

"So Porifera are hanging out in the ocean 680 million years ago.. ..when a Ctenophore swims by. One to the other asks, ""What just happened there?"" Buddy says ""Eumetazoa."""

"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."

"My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities"

"Sometimes, I like to drink and play guitar..."

"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"

"[first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now."

"What do you call a mean Potato? A Dictator."

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""

"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"