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Joke of the Day

"If money doesn't buy happiness.. then explain why you have to pay for a divorce."

"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."

"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."

"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."

"Pregnant women go through a ""nesting"" phase where they make a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed."

"How is Valve like Uranium-238? By the time they get to the third Half Life 13.5 Billion years will have passed."

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom!"

"Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them."

"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""