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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again!"
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"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."
"Pregnant The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry."
"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""
"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"