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Joke of the Day
"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
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"Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery."
"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."
"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."
"How do u Find a Blind Man In a Nude Convention Its not Hard"
"One party-loving millionaire tried to win his ex back And you won't believe how!"
"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know."
"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."