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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"
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"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."
"Why are Redditors so good at fencing? Because they always riposte."
"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""
"What do you call a nun in a car? Virgin Mobile"
"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"
"Say ""beer can"" with an Australian accent. You just said ""bacon"" with a Jamaican accent"
"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."
"Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan."
"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."