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Joke of the Day
"Say ""beer can"" with an Australian accent. You just said ""bacon"" with a Jamaican accent"
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"[interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle"
"A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, ""Do you share the same blood group?"" The husband replies, ""We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years."
"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."
"Unless you're telling me how to skip it in the future, your voicemail greeting wastes my time."
"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."
"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"
"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."