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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a car? Virgin Mobile"
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"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"
"How do you say ""fuck you"" in Hebrew? Trust me"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. Now it doesn't work. Then I painted my computer white so it would work. Now the whole system is corrupt."
"I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park. I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo."
"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"
"I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask."
"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis, simple, chilled and free. It's women who make it hard... And kids who make it harder."
"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."