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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard."

"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."

"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."

"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."

"A lady that sat next to me on a plane freaked out when she realized that I am a muslim. I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pockets."

"What food describes most men? Jerky."

"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"

"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."

"Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom."