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Joke of the Day

"It's so cute. My kids always say ""I want to help you, Daddy!"" because they don't know the word ""hinder""."

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy said, ""Are you gonna put it up yourself?"" I said, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""

"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both."

"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"

"What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables? Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair."

"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."

"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."