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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying."

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Tomorrow is bring your hangover to work day."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"

"If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order."

"I went to the library. I said,""Can I borrow a book about suicide?"" The guy said,""We did have one, but we never got it back."""