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Joke of the Day
"I haven't pooped in a couple weeks I'm not constipated, I'm just procrapstinating"
Next Joke
"So, I met this Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.... ....I called her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."
"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."
"You're the she to my nanigans."
"What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"
"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"
"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"
"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."