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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"
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"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"
"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
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"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."
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"Cats are great for testing because they have 9 lives."
"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"
"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."