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Joke of the Day

"I think my girlfriend wants it in the ear.... because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head."

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"My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school. I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!"
"Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies"
"My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me."
"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"
"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? Headline read: Small Medium at Large"
"My wife asked me: ""What's the most risky, dangerous food you've ever eaten."" Me: ""wedding cake""."
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