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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"
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"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about"
"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."
"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""
"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"
"Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll."
"Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die"
"Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2"