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Joke of the Day

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."

"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."

"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+."

"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"My 85 year old Grandfather just burned me so hard... Me: ""Hey Pup, know what I've been thinking?"" Pup: ""Is that what I smell burning?"""

"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job."

"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"