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"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."
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"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"
"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"
"need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it"
"When I'm drinking don't worry about taking my car keys. Just hide my phone."
"You can't face the problems, if the problem is your Face."
"Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black. Sorry."
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