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Joke of the Day

"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."

"President's Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents."

"Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!"

"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."

"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"

"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"

"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"

"A John gets crabs from a 10$ hooker... he goes back to complain, and the hooker tells him ""what did you expect for 10$, lobster?"""

"Someone told me to make a philosphy joke. My response: I Kant."