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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl on her period? Call her next week."
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"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."
"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"
"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."
"why did the plant cross the road? it can't, its a plant. DUH"
"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."