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Joke of the Day
"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."
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"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"
"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"
"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."
"I turned 18 today so the first thing I did was your mom"
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"