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Joke of the Day
"What cooks better than women? Jews."
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"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."
"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."
"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"
"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."
"Whats the best thing you get out of a penis? The wrinkles."
"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"
"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."
"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."