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Joke of the Day

"I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something."

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."

"What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles"

"Why do countries ""cut ties"" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties."

"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."

"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."