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Joke of the Day
"My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude."
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"After nine years of being together, I finally got down on one knee. And begged her to take it up the arse."
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"My middle finger will be answering all questions today!"
"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Cuz damn girl."
"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"
"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"
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