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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet."
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"My friends are like the square root of -1 They're imaginary."
"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."
"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."
"Where do cows go when they die? Burgertory"
"What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him? ""Noth"""
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"
"Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids... I won!! No one's a match for me and my kettle."
"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"
"How do you clean a condom? You put it in a pot and boil the fuck out of it."